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Colorado Rockies
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I had that carpet muncher as a judge in a small claims dispute with my butch landlord. The two butches teamed up on me and I had zip chance. I hope that b*i*t*c*h get's thrown out of the court system. Asta lavista Tomdick
Wednesday February 28 2007 00:02:21
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Charles R Gallanter
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Please remove the comment about my ex-wife -- it's untrue and I would never write that -- it doesn't make me look very good either -- so, I'm asking you kindly to please remove that comment, especially the part that suggests that she or I have a sexually transmitted disease. That's just plain wrong.
Monday April 30 2007 17:04:30 - Denver, Colorado
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Kelly McGrath
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Q. What's the difference between God and a lawyer?
A. God does not think he is a lawyer.
Another Lawyer Joke:
A young couple in love were in an automobile accident the night before their wedding, and both were killed. In heaven, they approached St. Peter. "My fiance and I really miss the opportunity to have celebrated our wedding vows. Is it possible for people in heaven to get married?"
St. Peter replied, "I'll tell you what -- after you have gone through an appropriate waiting period, we will talk about it again."
Five years pass and the couple still wanted to get married. They approached St. Peter again, and he told them, "I'm sorry, I know that five years was a long time to wait, but there's a problem. You'll have to wait a little bit longer."
Another five years pass, when St. Peter excitedly approached the couple. "Your wait is over, and you may marry now. Thanks for your patience."
The couple got married.
Unfortunately, soon after the wedding, the couple realized that they were not compatible. Going to see St. Peter, they asked if their was such a thing as divorce in heaven. St. Peter gave them a cold stare, and said sternly, "Look, it took us ten years to find a minister up here. Do you have any idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?"
Wednesday May 2 2007 13:05:36 - Chicago
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Jesus Meléndez.Perez
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Send Lawyers, Guns, & Money:
Well, I went home with the waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians, too
I was gambling in Havana
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
Dad, get me out of this
I'm the innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck
Between the rock and the hard place
And I'm down on my luck
And I'm down on my luck
And I'm down on my luck
Now I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan
Send lawyers, guns and money.
Wednesday May 2 2007 13:05:09 - Boca Raton
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Glen Medeiros
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Ya think Colorado courts are a sham! Come to Rhode Island -- we'll show you a thing or two -- more judges imprisoned for corruption, more crooked politicians, more conflicts of interests per square mile than any other state!
Wednesday May 2 2007 13:05:29 - Pawtucket, RI
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